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Real reason behind facebook buying whatsapp

The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp
Recently Whatsapp sent message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: “Your one year subscription has ended,

you must buy whatsapp now.”
Zuckerberg took it way too seriously.

CM ka full form 

Santa : cm ka full form kya hai?
Banta : cheif minister
Santa : wrong!!!!
Banta : kyun?
Santa : it’s Crime Minister!

Poor blonde, doesn’t know how to add numbers 

Do you know…
Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
because
She couldn’t find the 10 key!!

 Pati, Patni, Woh aur Facebook

Roj ki tarah Husband subah-subah facebook khol kar baith gaya.
Unki ek female friend ne Sandwich ki pic upload karke likha.. “Come, Join me for breakfast”
Husband ne khush hokak pic like kar di and comment kiya.. “Wow, Tasty Sandwich, Mazaa aa gaya”
Yeh comment unki Patni ne dekh liya,
Aur phir Wife ne naraz hokar Pati ko Nashta nahin diya!
Phir 4 ghante baad aakar Pati se puchha…
“Khana banau, Ya aap lunch bhi facebook par hi karenge!”